"Suburban seventh graders have more sexual experience than you do"

-Jack Donaghy (30 Rock)

To all of you pretending to listen,

This is proof the 30 Rock writers have been to my neighborhood.

I used to intern in a seventh grade class.

The morning announcements are practically Maury, but whiter.

To put this in layman’s terms,

I haven’t seen that many love triangles since Jerry Springer came on Netflix.

Jerry isn’t on Netflix?

Then what have I been watching?

http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqnr71vlqq1qgc4bco1_500.jpg

Oh, that was an accident.

The clicker went missing.

And I was sick.

With temporary blindness.

  1. justmakemlaugh posted this